So, woke up this morning like a dying sea monster, flopping, hacking, and altogether being way too loud for the morning I was not yet fully awake for. In all honesty, I did not feel better and was able to vocalize this in coughs. As if things could be more miserable than waking up at 6 am to the sound of my own coughing, my body decided that it was time to yell at me in semi-selfloathing about how I'm perfectly physically capable to have a baby, so why didn't I. In other words, I got "my friend," Mother nature "gave me a gift," or as a friend once phrased in sixth grade note passings "I've got my . "
But I will not let this ruin my day. With any luck I will be able to convince my parents to stop at Dunkin' Donuts on the way there because I have no idea how to prepare my own coffee, at least not in a way that will let it taste good. I'm sure today will be lots of fun if very cherry cough drop flavored. I just hope, for my roommates sake, the coughing doesn't last all day.
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